Conversation between me (Khori) and my friend Slides a few days ago... thought y'all might enjoy this
Me: Okay why does it smell like chicken tenders in my bathroom...? Slides: Because it is a Bojangles run by a secret organization of tiny people Ah it all makes sense now They must have had a really good business day Oh no I just heard they sold the location to Popeye's Ooh Popeye's dang it I wish I was a small people There is a shrink ray next to the sink But it is too tiny because the laser hit the mirror and it shrunk itself Oh ok I will look for it I think I found it, is it blue? No, it is chartreuse, you must have grabbed the enlargement ray Ah yes Chartreuse Well So how is that Popeye's? Hold on I'm ordering What foof will you get Food* Although I do love me some good foof Probably I'll get all the foof. I do like foof and it is some pretty small foof I once had small foof that was turquoise foof and it was glowing foof and after I ate that foof I could fly Foof'll do that to you I think it was called flying foof Okay they've brought the foof to my table I'm about to eat... Oh yes the foof How is that foof from Popeye's? OH NO THE EFFECTS OF THE SHRINK RAY WORE OFF BEFORE I COULD TRY MY POPEYE FOOF Just drink the tiny magenta potion that is invisible Oh no I spilled the tiNY INVISIBLE POTION THAT IS MAGENTA HOW COULD I DO THIS There is extra between the couch cushions THERE'S A COUCH IN MY BATHROOM?! No the couch in the workout room on the sixteenth floor Oh Of course But I must warn you the couch is infested with Nargles Oh those darn Nargles You must use the pepper spray and they will flee The pepper spray Yes Have you got the potion? Yes I've got the potion Have you tried the Popeye foof yet? Well i had to re-order I was about to try it but MONSTER STOLE IT AGGGH OH gosh Monster OKAY I FINALLY HAD SOME AND IT DELICIOUSLY GORGEOUS HOW DID YOU GET THE FOOF BACK MONSTER I distracted her with some flying foof and she softly flew away Did she drop the Popeye's? Yes Good job You should put this conversation on your blog.
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